just post random stuff that have to do with my interests or just that i think are hilarious.

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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(via fleurbot)

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via cumbersome11)

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behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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(via imperialimpala)

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via imperialimpala)

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

(via fleurbot)

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bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

I fucking choked on my tea

Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

(via thewhoopingblob)

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lightbringer34:

this-metal-kitten:

pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

I laughed way too hard at this.

i like how kings, rulers,and  gods of hell are always the good voice of reson

Because they presumably learn from the mistakes of all their subjects.

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instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn, via happilylatina)

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